May 2013
165 posts
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...
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jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
gatobotin:
my life is a constant struggle between wanting oatmeal in the morning and wanting to try something new